Still, it feels like those Nigerian letters you get where they have this huge treasure that needs to be moved and you are getting quite much percentage to help them.
Of course, this is a guy that added me on Facebook out the blue and after five minutes this conversation starts.
Ali Mohammed - Bonjour
Peter - Hello
Ali Mohammed - How are you?
Peter - Good and you?
Ali Mohammed - Fine I am a musicien blue, I have a song to sell you cheaper
Peter - How much cheaper?
Ali Mohammed - You want me to tell you the price, us to have contract?
After that, he tries to call me on messenger. But hey I have no time to spend on the phone on this.
Ali Mohammed - 1000 to 700 euros
Peter - Why is the song worth that?
Ali Mohammed - I can decrease you but the song is very nice if you buy you can sell
Peter - So it not given out?
Ali Mohammed - oui oui ce nouveau, it's a new song
Peter - So why should I buy it and sell it. Why don't you sell it directly to the person that should have it?
On this, he doesn't answer so I add on
Peter - How many hits have you written before?
Ali Mohammed - I had a lot of songs if you want you can buy I sign you the contract
Peter - Has anyone bought your songs before?
Ali Mohammed - Yes, but the one I came to sell you this new, he has never been to the market
Peter - I would get a 100% of the Song?
Ali Mohammed - Yes no problème, you have to be coward and I sign you the contract, I want to sell you the song
So far I haven't heard the song. I don't really know what language it's in. So just to see what he answers I go for something totally crazy.
Peter - Is the Song in Norwegian?
Ali Mohammed - No she's touareg it's blue touareg
Then I get it. Since we are publishers I assumed that he was trying to sell a written song. No, he is trying to sell a single with an artist. A master deal not a publishing deal.
Peter - Oh it's an artist attached to the song?
Ali Mohammed - Yes of course ?
He tries again to call me. Of course, there is no point to discuss this on this stage.
Ali Mohammed - How much are you going to buy the song?
Peter - You are try sell an artist. How successful is blue touareg?
I don't know what the artist's name is. I try to look up his name, get up nothing. So my guess here is that he has a female artist called Blue Touareg. Well, it's nothing on that name, and on google yes you get a lot of pictures of the car Touareg in blue.
Peter - Does recording and mastering include in the price? Are video and pr photos included?
Ali Mohammed - no there are no photos and video this audio only, do you want to buy the song?
Peter - I can't find anything about an artist called Blue Touareg online has she released something before?
Ali Mohammed - don't worry if you don't want to buy it but it's a very nice song
Peter - I need something to compare with if the price is right
Ali Mohammed - The price is correct but as you are my friend I can decrease you must tell me your price?
I love this, it's like buying something on the bazaar in Cairo. Too bad, we can't have tea and discuss it like they do. Then I can use a Fez in my Fez collection.
Peter - A new artist has a value of zero. If it's nothing done, just a song it's a huge investment.
Ali Mohammed - it not me the new artist me I am an artist since this song which is new? I have a lot of songs
Peter - So do you have any songs on Spotify or Youtube?
Ali Mohammed - Yes, I send you the song to listen and after you buy or else?
Peter - No send the old songs first
Of course, I want to see the stats of the artist. You never know they can actually be famous in theri own country. So I wanted some numbers to look at.
Ali Mohammed - I don't understand? do you want to buy the old sound or else?
Peter - No I want to compare the numbers you have on the old song, that will show the value
Ali Mohammed - the old sound is 500 euro
Peter - okay does they already gained that amount?
Ali Mohammed - Yes several time even, Do you want to buy the old song or new?
So the old songs must be out on the market. Now I just need to get him to send a link to one of those to look at.
Peter - So where have you released something online, do you have any songs on Spotify already?
Ali Mohammed - YouTube daily motion, Do you want to buy the old song or new?
Peter - what is the things on youtube, do you have links?
Ali Mohammed - Do you want to buy the song or? I can send you song to listen or?
After like two hours messing he finally can send a link.
Peter - I don't want to buy the song if you can't send anything that you released before on Youtube or Spotify.
Ali Mohammed - type in Ali Mohammed song on Youtube.
Finally, I find something on Youtube. It's a song done with another artist so it's featuring. The sound is kind of nice. But can't really be used outside his country.
Ali Mohammed - listen and you tell me your choice
The funny part here is that I just have one song that is already given out. But though the name I managed to find and album in another spelling that was also on Spotify. The Youtube numbers were not taht bad 100 000 streams the Spotify was just 2000 to 3000 a song but it was twelve songs. Still if you taht add up it's not more then a 100 euro in streaming worth.
Peter - The streaming numbers just add up to 100 euro. I have to pass, nice video, but I won't earn the money on it.
Ali Mohammed - are you going to buy or else?
Here I'm off on another call so he becomes impatient.
Ali Mohammed - How much do you buy the song?
It has all taken six hours to get this far, so I called it a quit.
Peter - No I won't buy the song.
It all reminds me of a Nut job in the subway in Stockholm that was standing there screaming "you want to buy cassette, cheap cassetts" he was standing there all in 2000:s when I was traveling to work. Don't know what was on those cassettes. I should go back and see if he still sells the cassettes. in the end, I haven't heard the song, maybe it was a hit of a lifetime.
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